my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi
I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU TEXTING” AND I PANICKED AND SAID “LUIGI”
GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI
luigi! at the disco
i’ve reblogged 3 variations of this already
whenever im trying to do anything
I made it transparent.. then I immediately regretted it.
Huh? Why would you regr-
oh how much i love that this is the first result of “Nash Grier” on urban dictionary
Just thought this was relevant.
Imagine the glorious moment when we get to Marathon all the Hobbit movies
and then LOTR right after
A single hamburger sitting on a pier during a breathtaking sunset
Savor the flavor.
You can literally wish for anything on tumblr and it will come true
One of Beyoncé’s models for her VMA Vanguard Award performance tells a story about how Beyoncé comforted her before the show began. So sweet!
do you ever write a message but halfway through you think “you know what fuck it they dont even care” and delete it
i don’t read “uwu” as a smiley face in my head i read it as “ooo woo”
but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.
If you have more than 85 followers, you have more followers than the Westboro Baptist Church.
You are more influential than those fuckers.